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“You’ve got all this culture to offer, but my Space Command colleagues look at you and just see giant, primitive, fierce and downright grotesque parakeets of ravenous, looming death,” Felissa explained.  “How could we know that you once had spectacular, vast, ancient cities, filled with Flensil statuary, marathon oral poetry recitations and elegant state dinners complete with serenading harpists, three worm courses and rare seed appetizers.”

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