Space Command hits 340,000 reads! “Adams meets Vonnegut” “a very Pratchett feel to it!” “Absolutely hilarious” Read the whole novel for free! http://bit.ly/KMh2IL
“These body parts have been arranged in a perfect square.”
“That’s why we knew it was a job for the Abstract Detective.”
The Abstract Detective made a sketch of the square in his notebook, being especially careful to incorporate the right hand’s missing finger.
“Who’d do something so gruesome, Abs?” asked Detective Knowling.
“What? I didn’t catch that. I must’ve been abstracted.”
Continued:
http://www.wattpad.com/3040940-the-abstract-detective-and-the-case-of-the-square
I made a comment about the story "Lost In Translation" on Wattpad:
Wow, very nice Swiftian pastiche. It does have a feel of Gulliver to the narration and a kingdom of obnoxious bears could fit right in with his travels. Although I’m pretty sure Morse Code was invented after Swift died…but so what…
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Diary of a Netflix Worker: Last night I watched Hot Tub Time Machine again, this time taking careful notes. http://www.wattpad.com/2987580-diary-of-a-netflix-worker
11 Things You Don’t Know About Dwight D. Eisenhower
#1. Ike’s bubble gum sculptures won a blue ribbon at the Bazooka 1932 Gum Art Open.
#2. Ike spent late nights in the White House kitchen perfecting his special pear cobbler.
#3. Eisenhower’s favorite hobbit was Pippin.
#4. Ike was voted Most Popular Salsa Teacher 3 years in a row at Lupe’s Miami Dance Center.
#5. Contrary to popular belief, Eisenhower never performed live with Tina Turner.
#6. Eisenhower probably had lots of inappropriate dreams about Eleanor Roosevelt.
#7. Ike never worked the sour cream station at Chipotle Mexican Grill.
#8. Eisenhower & Howe would’ve made a great name for a vaudeville comedy team.
#9. Eisenhower never appeared in a skit on Saturday Night Live
#10. Eisenhower never had his own celebrity fragrance.
#11. Eisenhower was never considered for the part of Fred on ‘I Love Lucy’.
Eisenhower also never purchased Space Command and the Planets of Doom:http://amzn.to/atEZo9
I had endured plenty of dreams about the trees. The dreams usually came at night, after I had drunk too much anise liqueur and watched old Shelley Winters movies… http://www.wattpad.com/2965966-bad-trees
I made a comment about the story "Space Command and the Planet of the Bejewelled Concubines" on Wattpad:
Cool! Enjoy the ride ;)
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About me
Various bits of humor and satire from the author of 'Space Command and the Planets of Doom' and 'House of Prension'.
