Those were the old times. The times before Burl was stripped of his rank for illicit, unbecoming and flagrantly naked behavior on the job during his assignment to guard the illustrious daughter of Space Minister-in-Chief Toggin. http://amzn.to/NhTmgL
Tracks
Thankless Joe was known far & wide for his songs about gritty love affairs & encounters with notorious women. http://bit.ly/tSLCco
New Maxims:
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, but give him a sea urchin and can chew on it for weeks.
Good first lines for a sci-fi novel:
Dr. Lippincott bit his fingernails in excitement – finally he’d created a species of furless monkeys.
Ivan Yuen of Wattpad calls The Theater of the Tiny “a fun read! Wonderfully written and humorous” http://bit.ly/zON0U2
“Do you want to go through life like a monkey in a painted white room that’s sealed off from all outside influence?” http://bit.ly/OsKW6y
The Planet of the Miniature Mummies
At the bottom of the tube, bumping against the glass walls, was a mummy the size of a medium-length salted peanut. http://amzn.to/atEZo9
“The best intergalactic giant shrimp story since Starshrimp Troopers.” – H. G. Shells. Free scifi tale! http://bit.ly/mSpMzh
Post-Traumatic Dress Disorder
Space Command. A network among systems. A command above commands. A far-flung bureaucracy of space-worthy and not-so-worthy leaders, officers, cadets and various auxiliary support personnel and associated service workers. A team of seasoned space experts and well-meaning novices, dedicated to maintaining lawfulness, order and the purportedly inalienable rights of Space Command and its affiliated partners and commercial agents throughout its expansive galaxy. At least, that was the theory….
Read more of the adventures of the bungling, mismatched officers of Space Command… http://bit.ly/xDXsTT
